What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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