Real life GTA. Check Out What Grand Theft Auto Looks Like… IN REAL LIFE!

After an idiot went on a rampage, stealing cars and driving extremely dangerous, in Colorado recently – the story hit the news. When YouTube funsters Fat Awesome noticed that its aerial shots and crazy criminal nature looked like something from Grand Theft Auto, they knew they had to edit the footage to that effect. They’re video game parody specialists and they’ve done a sterling job here. For us, it’s the audio that really makes it…

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http://new.damn.com/real-life-gta-check-grand-theft-auto-looks-like-real-life/

She's Rolling Indian Style

The Xtreme Games are being held in India for the first time, and all the natives are polishing up their skills for the competition. Rajani has been training hard is all set to reclaim her tow-in skateboarding championship.

Checking Out Some Fine Ladies

Aww yeah, nothing turns me on more than a fine Muslim woman. Just look at her sexy toes. I want to lick them after they've been walking the hot sands all day. These ladies are begging for the penis the way they're showing off all that skin. I want to bend them over and make them scream, "Alahu Akbar!"

Rolling On The Range Rover

Range Rovers offer a smooth ride, whether you're sitting inside or on the hood. So grab a few African buddies, hop on top of the Rover and let's hit the town for a good time. Leave the AK-47's and hyenas at home. What am I saying? We got room for those in the back.

Wang Family Station Wagon

The Honda 50 cc scooter will take three generations of Wangs around town with the greatest of ease. Just be on the lookout for other Asian drivers, as we all know, they love to run over people on scooters. Bonus for Dad is the only one with a helmet on. I guess he pays the costs to be the boss.

Brazilian Batman Will Save The Day

 

Batman has abandoned his fancy gadgets and left the comfort of his mansion in Gotham City to patrol the favelas in Brazil. He's taken to a more modest outfit as to blend in to his surroundings a bit more, but he's still got all the right moves. And hey, it's a lot better than Ben Affleck.
Argentine photography collective M.A.F.I.A has created a humorous series that imagines the mighty Batman impoverished and homeless, wandering around the city of Rio.
Depicting a Bruce Wayne that has been stripped of his fortune and powerful gadgets, this series shows the not-so-glamorous lifestyle of a down-and-out Dark Knight.
Despite his fall from grace, it seems that Batman has refused to relinquish his superhero identity, and still chooses to put on his mask and cape each day.
Amusing and a little sad at the same time, these photographs let you view the Batman from a completely unfamiliar perspective.

Don't Let Go

I've got a strong feeling that we will be seeing these two on crazyshit again. Hopefully in a video next time. Maybe from 20 seconds after this picture was taken or maybe a few years down the road, but they've got the right moves to end up back on this site with several body parts no longer in tact.

Wear That Beard With Pride

I'm pretty sure I saw this guy in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and he hasn't shaved his beard since. That thing is majestic. OK, not really, but it takes a level of commitment that I don't have. I'll give him that.

Homeless Woman Accused Of Engaging In Sexual Activity With Good Samaritan’s Dog

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SOUTH OAKLAND (KDKA) – A homeless woman is facing charges after allegedly engaging in sexual activity with a dog following an act of kindness by a good Samaritan.
According to a criminal complaint, the incident happened at a home in the 3200-block of Dawson Street on Dec. 14.
The homeless woman, referred to as Jane Doe in the complaint, began a conversation with a woman inside a nearby Rite Aid store. She explained that she was homeless, four months pregnant and had nowhere warm to sleep.
The patron extended an invitation to Jane Doe to come back to her house for a warm meal.
When they arrived at the home, Jane Doe took a shower and was given a clean set of clothes by the homeowner.
Around 3 a.m. the homeowner came downstairs looking for her pit bull and observed Jane Doe engaging in sexual activity with the dog.
At that time, the homeowner demanded Jane Doe leave the home.
According to the complaint, Jane Doe became upset and threw a five-pound dumbbell through the glass storm door. In addition, she told police that she also broke some flower pots and garden lights because she was mad.
Jane Doe was arrested and is facing a list of charges including sexual intercourse with an animal, criminal mischief and defiant trespass.

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http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2015/01/06/homeless-woman-accused-of-engaging-in-sexual-activity-with-good-samaritans-dog/#.VKwPYz87G-E.facebook

Woman falls to her death just after accepting marriage proposal

 

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A vacationer in Ibiza died when she fell off a cliff while celebrating her engagement.

Dimitrina Dimitrova, 29, suffered a heart attack brought on by injuries after falling 65 feet from a cliff on Ibiza's west coast, according to the Daily Mail. Dimitrova had just accepted her boyfriend's marriage proposal and was jumping up and down in excitement when she lost her balance and fell.

The incident occurred on Tuesday around lunchtime. Local authorities are calling the woman's death "the result of a tragic freak accident." Dimitrova had arrived two days earlier to visit her boyfriend and look for work.

Last August, a Polish couple fell to their deaths while taking a selfie near a cliff's edge in Cabo da Portugal, according to the Daily Mail.


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http://abc13.com/496600/

Woman kills herself trying to adjust her bra holster

ST. JOSEPH, Mich. — Police say a 55-year-old southwestern Michigan woman who died after accidentally shooting herself in the head in January was adjusting a handgun in her bra holster at the time.
The St. Joseph Public Safety Department is awaiting a full autopsy report in the death of Christina Bond, but director Mark Clapp on Wednesday released details about the circumstances surrounding the Jan. 1 shooting to the Kalamazoo Gazette.
Clapp said Bond was “having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn’t get it to fit the way she wanted it to. She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon.”
Bond was taken to a hospital, where she died.

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http://nypost.com/2015/02/18/woman-kills-herself-trying-to-adjust-her-bra-holster/

Possibly The Dumbest Name Ever

Hashtag Jameson, or # Jameson. That's about the stupidest fucking name I've ever heard. I looked it up and there really are a pair of retarded parents that thought this was clever name for their fuck trophy. Too bad you don't need a license to get ovaries.

I Parked Right Out Front

 

Traffic is crazy during the holidays and finding a parking spot can be a real bitch. Sometimes you just have to get a little creative, and it's totally worth it when you get a kick ass spot right in front of your building.

Squeezed Right In There

Parallel parking is a good skill to have, and comes in real handy when spots are scarce and you need to squeeze in a tight space. I wonder how many tries it took this guy. Just one by the looks of it. I wonder how many drinks it took.

Whole Lotta Love

This is both the most interesting and most confusing box of cabbage I've ever seen. Are they saying Chucky is God? And who the fuck is Jacob? Damn, cabbage, you so crazy.

Best 10 Quotes for Facebook 2015

1. Fear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free.
2. Gravitation is not responsible for falling in love.
3. The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it.
4. We are born with two options: to be slave or master of our destiny.
5. Every bad situation will have something positive, Even a stopped clock shows correct time twice a day. Think positive=SUCCESS.
6. That’s so sweet when couples act like best friends and best friends act like couples.
7. If opportunity doesn’t knock build a door.
8. Always remember you’re unique — just like everyone else.
9. Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
10. Flirting is like a game of Chess. One wrong move…and you’re married.

She Places A Tea Bag In A Sink Full Of Dirty Dishes. I’ve Never Seen This Before

You know the sink full of dishes you come home to after a long day? Very frustrating as you likely want to get right to preparing a meal, yet you are faced with a mountain of dishes in front of you to deal with. Next time this happens, here’s a tip that actually works awesome: drop a tea bag or two into the water and let everything soak. The tea breaks up grease as well as food stains. This will limit the amount of scrubbing time you will have to put in.
Tea as a beverage is common, but tea can be used for so much more. In addition to making your dish washing go much easier, tea will also serve as an excellent deodorizer that can freshen up your house. Oh, and we are talking about using used tea bags! So this also serves as an excellent way to recycle. Minor skin irritations can also be treated by tea bags.
Will you tea drinkers be giving these tips a try? As someone who is very much into tea, I found myself taking notes while watching this video. Very helpful hints, and they can save you a few bucks as well.

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http://new.damn.com/places-tea-bag-sink-full-dirty-dishes-ive-never-seen/?utm_source=ef&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=teaef

Mom Hears Son Talking To Himself On The Toilet, And Records This Hilarious Thing. LOL!

“Holy! That poo will overflow the toilet.” This is how the recording of a son on the toilet talking to himself begins. The mom heard some noises coming from the bathroom, and realized it was her son talking to himself. Keep on listening throughout this whole piece as things just continue to get funnier and funnier. How the mom could contain herself without breaking out into uncontrollable laughter, I have no idea. But thankfully she kept her composure while recording, so all of us get to enjoy this hilarious capture! We nearly died of laughter it was so funny. Don’t forget to share this video with friends and family!

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http://new.damn.com/mom-hears-son-talking-toilet-records-hilarious-thing-lol/

He Opens A Can Using Just His Hands, I Had No Idea It Was Possible. And It’s SO Simple!

The Crazy Russian Hacker is at it again, this time he explains how to open a can when you don’t have a can opener, using only your hands and a hard concrete surface. It’s very frustrating to try to open a can when you find yourself without a can opener or a similar sharp object. This trick is easy to learn and after testing it myself, I noticed that it really works. It’s great advice for a survival situation, you never know when you’ll need it, but it’s always good to be prepared.

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http://new.damn.com/opens-can-using-just-hands-no-idea-possible-simple/?utm_source=ef&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=canopenef