Brandon Scott Wolf Creates Dating Website For Himself Only

Finding love online can be difficult when you are just one of millions actively seeking a partner.
So Brandon Scott Wolf has found a way to increase the odds in his favor. He's created DateBrandonScott Wolf, a dating site where he is the only dating option.
The website claims to be “America’s No. 1 Online Dating Site for Brandon Scott Wolf.”
Women interested in dating the 25-year-old Brooklyn-based bartender and comedian simply need to fill out a profile and write an essay between 500 and 1,000 words about "an accomplishment or event, formal or informal, that marked your transition from childhood to adulthood within your culture, community, or family."
In return, Wolf promises to be the perfect partner for a woman seeking a serious relationship, which he defines as "being able to lay on a couch together while wearing pajamas and watching 'Bob’s Burgers' (LOL)."
So far, Wolf has received more than 45 applications, including one all the way from India, Fusion.net reports.
Wolf is cautiously optimistic he might find lasting love from one of the applicants.
“Half seem real, a quarter seem VERY real,” he told Elite Daily.
Since Wolf is a known comedian who contributes jokes to the "Weekend Update" segment on "Saturday Night Live," you're forgiven if you're not sure he's serious.
Neither is he.
"People have asked me, 'Are you serious? Is this a joke?' And my only response is, 'I'm not even sure,'" Wolf told Mashable. "There's a part of me that's hoping someone is going to get this 100 percent, and won't catfish me, and then I'll ask them out on a date."


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Woman Unknowingly Drives Pounds of Pot Around in Van for Several Years

They weren't rolling doobies down by the river, but Melodie Peil and her family were using their gently used 1990 Chevy van to roll around town when they discovered a stowaway that had been bumming a ride with them for about the last 15 years, 13 and a half pounds of marijuana packaged for transport.
It's not that anyone riding around in the Peil family truckster would've noticed the smell of pot due to the fact that it appears it hasn't seen the business end of a scrub brush since it was originally purchased from the used car dealership. (See attached video news clip.)
But Melodie was having trouble locking the side passenger door, so she asked a family friend to take a look at the trouble for her. When the friend popped off the door's interior panel to check the lock mechanism, he quickly noticed the door's frame was jam-packed with packaged bricks of the sticky stuff.
"Low and behold, we discovered something that didn't belong there," Peil affirmed. "It was pretty shocking."
Law enforcement officials claim that the stash was most likely placed there by the van's previous owner and forgotten about.
What makes this story even more "shocking" is the fact that Peil drove the pot-stocked van through at least 10 border patrol checkpoints in New Mexico without officials detecting the unbeknownst cargo.
Five-0 says the van's secret stash probably wasn't detectable by drug-sniffing dogs and border agents due to the fact that it was aged.
Have you purchased a used vehicle lately?
If so, you'd better give it a proper nasal appraisal. You might be driving around with a bud-load of the good-good!
Toke on and travel safe, tokers!

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Boy, 5, Claims He Lived Past Life As Woman Who Died In Chicago Fire

Luke Ruehlman is a healthy 5-year-old boy. Still, he's already had a lifetime of experiences -- he has even died!
At least, that's what he claims. In a bizarre series of TV interviews, Ruehlman has managed to convince at least a few people that he lived a past life as Pam Robinson, an African-American Chicago woman who died in a fire at the Paxton Hotel in 1993.
Ruehlman started weirding out his stay-at-home mom, Erika, at the age of 2, when he started talking about a mystery woman named Pam. Later, she would ask him directly who the heck Pam was.
"He turned to me and said, 'Well, I was,'" she told Fox 8 (video above). "[He said] 'Well, I used to be, but I died and I went up to heaven. I saw God and then eventually, God pushed me back down and I was a baby and you named me Luke.'"

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Police Arrest Connecticut Man Who Became Irate With $50 Haircut

STAMFORD, Conn. (AP) — A man who was unhappy with his haircut faces criminal charges after police say he became enraged and threw items around a Connecticut salon.
Stamford Police Sgt. Kelly Connelly says 47-year-old Alan Becker was angered further when he learned the trim he got Wednesday morning was going to cost him $50.
Connelly says Becker kicked a hole in a salon wall, became hostile toward staff and customers, and threw a candle display and other items, then left.
Police say Becker returned later and demanded his hair be "fixed," but the salon refused.
Authorities later arrested Becker on breach of peace and criminal mischief charges at his Stamford home.
A recording on a phone listing for Becker said it couldn't receive new messages. It's not clear if he has a lawyer.

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Kim Jong Un Debuts Sculptured New Haircut And Trimmed Eyebrows

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, already known for his unique hairdo, has updated his look.
Kim's new hairstyle remains cropped on the sides and heavy on top, but he appears to have grown his hair out and had it sculpted into a trapezoidal shape. And, for good measure, it seems as if he's had his eyebrows trimmed. CNN called it a "power haircut." The New York Daily News described it as "barbarous." New York magazine said it was "ambitious." And Vox had a list of 29 questions about the hair. While much ado is being made over the 'do, it's really just a more sculpted version of a look Kim sported for a period of time last spring, right down to the eyebrows

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It's Hip To Have 8-Foot Hips

Huge hips may be the hot new body part, no ifs, ands or really big butts about it.
That's the prediction of Claudia Floraunce, 40, an aspiring actress and plus-size model who recently moved her 64-inch hips (and the rest of her body) to Los Angeles from her native Austria in hopes of becoming the next big sex symbol.
“I find my hips very sexy, in fact I find my whole body very sexy," Floraunce tells Barcroft TV. "I think people like looking at me because I’m a very unique size. I’m very large but I carry myself with a lot of confidence. I get a minimum 27 marriage proposals every day. To have curves is in and I’m in -- finally.”
Floraunce is hoping to thrust her huge hips into the forefront of fashion with the help of a new documentary, "World's Biggest Hips," that debuted Wednesday on the British TV network Channel 5.
The documentary profiles four women who feel blessed to be broad in the beam.
The one who gets the most hip hype is Mikel Ruffinelli, 39. Her backside measures 8 feet around, despite only having a 40-inch waist.
Ruffinelli's hips are so humongous that she has to turn sideways in her house to avoid getting stuck in corridors.
The inconvenience doesn't get Ruffinelli down, though.
"I have an extreme physique," Ruffinelli (pictured below) said, according to the Daily Mail. "I love my curves, I love my hips, I love my attributes. I love my shape and I see no reason to diet because I don’t have health problems. Men don’t fancy skinny girls, they like an hourglass figure."

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Canadian Politician Blames Tight Underpants For Missing Vote

OTTAWA, Ontario (AP) — A Canadian politician has blamed cheap, tight underwear for his sudden departure from Parliament causing him to miss a vote on anti-terror legislation.
Opposition lawmaker Pat Martin told Parliament Thursday he had bought a bunch of men's underwear for half price which were clearly too small for him, making it difficult to sit for any length of time.
He apologized for missing the vote amid laughter in the chamber and asked for his vote to be counted.
The speaker of the House of Commons allowed his vote.
On Twitter, Canadians quipped about Martin being "poorly briefed" and how he "briefed" Parliament on why he missed the vote.
Martin, who often uses humor in Parliament, once asked the government if they were prepared for a zombie invasion.

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Homeless Woman Accused Of Engaging In Sexual Activity With Good Samaritan’s Dog

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SOUTH OAKLAND (KDKA) – A homeless woman is facing charges after allegedly engaging in sexual activity with a dog following an act of kindness by a good Samaritan.
According to a criminal complaint, the incident happened at a home in the 3200-block of Dawson Street on Dec. 14.
The homeless woman, referred to as Jane Doe in the complaint, began a conversation with a woman inside a nearby Rite Aid store. She explained that she was homeless, four months pregnant and had nowhere warm to sleep.
The patron extended an invitation to Jane Doe to come back to her house for a warm meal.
When they arrived at the home, Jane Doe took a shower and was given a clean set of clothes by the homeowner.
Around 3 a.m. the homeowner came downstairs looking for her pit bull and observed Jane Doe engaging in sexual activity with the dog.
At that time, the homeowner demanded Jane Doe leave the home.
According to the complaint, Jane Doe became upset and threw a five-pound dumbbell through the glass storm door. In addition, she told police that she also broke some flower pots and garden lights because she was mad.
Jane Doe was arrested and is facing a list of charges including sexual intercourse with an animal, criminal mischief and defiant trespass.

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Woman falls to her death just after accepting marriage proposal

 

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A vacationer in Ibiza died when she fell off a cliff while celebrating her engagement.

Dimitrina Dimitrova, 29, suffered a heart attack brought on by injuries after falling 65 feet from a cliff on Ibiza's west coast, according to the Daily Mail. Dimitrova had just accepted her boyfriend's marriage proposal and was jumping up and down in excitement when she lost her balance and fell.

The incident occurred on Tuesday around lunchtime. Local authorities are calling the woman's death "the result of a tragic freak accident." Dimitrova had arrived two days earlier to visit her boyfriend and look for work.

Last August, a Polish couple fell to their deaths while taking a selfie near a cliff's edge in Cabo da Portugal, according to the Daily Mail.


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Woman kills herself trying to adjust her bra holster

ST. JOSEPH, Mich. — Police say a 55-year-old southwestern Michigan woman who died after accidentally shooting herself in the head in January was adjusting a handgun in her bra holster at the time.
The St. Joseph Public Safety Department is awaiting a full autopsy report in the death of Christina Bond, but director Mark Clapp on Wednesday released details about the circumstances surrounding the Jan. 1 shooting to the Kalamazoo Gazette.
Clapp said Bond was “having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn’t get it to fit the way she wanted it to. She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon.”
Bond was taken to a hospital, where she died.

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