What Your Hands?

I'm not certain on this one. The shirt could possibly mean 'clap your hands', but since they can't pronounce 'L', they spell it like they say it. Or, it could just mean crap in your hands. That's another strong possibility with these kind. I guess we'll never know for sure.

He's Got Perfect Measurements

He must be at the tailor getting all measured up for his new tuxedo. He's got an award to except at the Hot Body Contest tonight. He's got those curves that all the ladies want to get their hands on.

Got Himself A Hot Date

Wow, this is a level of loneliness I didn't even realize existed. The guys who are in love with their Real Dolls seem pretty damn cool compared to this pathetic soul. He better not let his girlfriend eat any of that McDonald's. It'd be a real shame if she added some unwanted pounds.

We Can Skip This Aisle

What the #%*) store are we in here? I just wanted some rat or cat meat to cook up for dinner. Quit trying to sell me Asian boy coc.juice and shit. I don't care if it's your new item. I've got enough coc.juice of my own.

I Know What I'm Ordering

I'm a little confused on this one. Did the chef fuck the duck til it exploded or is that on me? I'm hungry so I was more interested in eating it, but if I have to fuck it first, I guess I will. I don't want to be rude to my Chinese hosts. When in Rome...

More Sex More Problems

This billboard has so much WTF and win in it, I can't even believe a human made it. It almost seems like an alien landed in Thailand for a day, seen what was going on, and made this poster as a warning for other aliens that might stop by and visit. Remember Solution: Eat half dinner or go Vegetarian then go to Sleep.

What Are You Trying To Tell Me China?

Oh China, you so crazy. Once again, you've made me shake my head and ask myself, "What the fuck?" I can only assume that this a sign telling people where they can find dogs to kill and eat. What do you think szechuan chicken is?

Who Wants Some Shaolin Fried Chicken?

Colonel Sanders is worldwide, bitches, and he's even over there in China, serving up his delicious fried chicken. Well, maybe. I'm guessing it's actually fried rat disguised as chicken. Either way, he's sporting some sweet threads. I bet you didn't know the Colonel is a Kung-Fu master, did you?

McLovin's New Tattoo

I see McLovin has once again used his fake ID, but this time to get tattooed in honor of his favorite band. I looked them up, and after learning they are a Christian rock band, I knew all I needed to know. They suck. But I already assumed that based on their number one fan.

Are You Brave Enough?

Dullfeathers sent us this arts and crafts project he put together, with a quote that he applies to his daily life. After spending thousands of dollars on dildos to shove up his ass, he realized that many household objects can fit in his ass, and by using them instead, he can save his money for male prostitutes.

How Did That Horse Get In There

How in the hell did that horse get into that tire? It's not dead...yet. You think someone threw a mint in there, and the horse went in after it and bam, you have a horse in a tire situation.

I Have Good News And Bad News

The good news is, it's Friday mother fuckers, to get our drink on! The bad news is, Frank fucking wrecked the truck that had all the beer in it, and now we have no beer at the store. Frank also failed the piss test and now doesn't have a job. But I have a pickup truck, and I say we back up to the back of the semi and "lighten" their load.

Rolling On The Range Rover

Range Rovers offer a smooth ride, whether you're sitting inside or on the hood. So grab a few African buddies, hop on top of the Rover and let's hit the town for a good time. Leave the AK-47's and hyenas at home. What am I saying? We got room for those in the back.

Wang Family Station Wagon

The Honda 50 cc scooter will take three generations of Wangs around town with the greatest of ease. Just be on the lookout for other Asian drivers, as we all know, they love to run over people on scooters. Bonus for Dad is the only one with a helmet on. I guess he pays the costs to be the boss.

Brazilian Batman Will Save The Day

 

Batman has abandoned his fancy gadgets and left the comfort of his mansion in Gotham City to patrol the favelas in Brazil. He's taken to a more modest outfit as to blend in to his surroundings a bit more, but he's still got all the right moves. And hey, it's a lot better than Ben Affleck.
Argentine photography collective M.A.F.I.A has created a humorous series that imagines the mighty Batman impoverished and homeless, wandering around the city of Rio.
Depicting a Bruce Wayne that has been stripped of his fortune and powerful gadgets, this series shows the not-so-glamorous lifestyle of a down-and-out Dark Knight.
Despite his fall from grace, it seems that Batman has refused to relinquish his superhero identity, and still chooses to put on his mask and cape each day.
Amusing and a little sad at the same time, these photographs let you view the Batman from a completely unfamiliar perspective.

Don't Let Go

I've got a strong feeling that we will be seeing these two on crazyshit again. Hopefully in a video next time. Maybe from 20 seconds after this picture was taken or maybe a few years down the road, but they've got the right moves to end up back on this site with several body parts no longer in tact.

Wear That Beard With Pride

I'm pretty sure I saw this guy in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and he hasn't shaved his beard since. That thing is majestic. OK, not really, but it takes a level of commitment that I don't have. I'll give him that.