Cats And Rats Get Rich Scheme

This almost sounds like a ponzi scheme based off rats and cats. I'm not saying I don't think it will work, I am just saying, it seems a little off. It probably needs a bit of refinement really. Anyone ready to try it out?

I Think That Goes Without Saying

Of course I'm going to present my octopus. What kind of person do they think I am that I would just walk in their place and keep my octopus tucked away and hidden? I'm a little offended that they would assume I have to be told something this obvious. LOL Asians.

Where's The Ladies Room?

This restaurant is a great place to take a date. When your chick asks where the ladies room is, she gets to go where she belongs and can whip up your dessert for you real quick. Or if she's shitty company, give the manager a heads up, and he'll have that bitch washing dishes.

Too Many Fatties In The Car

Oh shit, a car full of BBWs on their way to McDonald's went and done collapsed the road on itself. I told those fatties that car was too small for them. They need something much bigger to disperse their weight. That little hatchback provides too great of a concentrated load for the pavement to handle.

Hitler Is Alive And Well

Everyone thought Hitler died over 60 years ago, but nope. He's been alive and well this whole time. His Jew killing doctors discovered a youth formula and he's hardly aged at all. He's just laying low for now, but when the time is right, he'll get back to his genocidal work.

Watch Out For That Hole

Apu just got his new motor bike and pimped it out to show off for all the ladies. Now he just needs to learn how to ride it. Manholes are an obstacle he has not yet overcome, but at least he's spreading joy to all the villagers.

Sand Dune Skier

Achmed has dreamed of skiing in the Olympics since he was a little tike in a turban. All his friends told him he was crazy and that he should be stoning bitches and blowing up infidels instead of wasting his time on the slopes. But he kept his mind focused on his goal and although he'll never win the gold, he still loves carving up the sand, and nobody will ever take that away from him.

She's Rolling Indian Style

The Xtreme Games are being held in India for the first time, and all the natives are polishing up their skills for the competition. Rajani has been training hard is all set to reclaim her tow-in skateboarding championship.

Checking Out Some Fine Ladies

Aww yeah, nothing turns me on more than a fine Muslim woman. Just look at her sexy toes. I want to lick them after they've been walking the hot sands all day. These ladies are begging for the penis the way they're showing off all that skin. I want to bend them over and make them scream, "Alahu Akbar!"

Rolling On The Range Rover

Range Rovers offer a smooth ride, whether you're sitting inside or on the hood. So grab a few African buddies, hop on top of the Rover and let's hit the town for a good time. Leave the AK-47's and hyenas at home. What am I saying? We got room for those in the back.

Wang Family Station Wagon

The Honda 50 cc scooter will take three generations of Wangs around town with the greatest of ease. Just be on the lookout for other Asian drivers, as we all know, they love to run over people on scooters. Bonus for Dad is the only one with a helmet on. I guess he pays the costs to be the boss.

Brazilian Batman Will Save The Day

 

Batman has abandoned his fancy gadgets and left the comfort of his mansion in Gotham City to patrol the favelas in Brazil. He's taken to a more modest outfit as to blend in to his surroundings a bit more, but he's still got all the right moves. And hey, it's a lot better than Ben Affleck.
Argentine photography collective M.A.F.I.A has created a humorous series that imagines the mighty Batman impoverished and homeless, wandering around the city of Rio.
Depicting a Bruce Wayne that has been stripped of his fortune and powerful gadgets, this series shows the not-so-glamorous lifestyle of a down-and-out Dark Knight.
Despite his fall from grace, it seems that Batman has refused to relinquish his superhero identity, and still chooses to put on his mask and cape each day.
Amusing and a little sad at the same time, these photographs let you view the Batman from a completely unfamiliar perspective.

Possibly The Dumbest Name Ever

Hashtag Jameson, or # Jameson. That's about the stupidest fucking name I've ever heard. I looked it up and there really are a pair of retarded parents that thought this was clever name for their fuck trophy. Too bad you don't need a license to get ovaries.

I Parked Right Out Front

 

Traffic is crazy during the holidays and finding a parking spot can be a real bitch. Sometimes you just have to get a little creative, and it's totally worth it when you get a kick ass spot right in front of your building.

Squeezed Right In There

Parallel parking is a good skill to have, and comes in real handy when spots are scarce and you need to squeeze in a tight space. I wonder how many tries it took this guy. Just one by the looks of it. I wonder how many drinks it took.

Whole Lotta Love

This is both the most interesting and most confusing box of cabbage I've ever seen. Are they saying Chucky is God? And who the fuck is Jacob? Damn, cabbage, you so crazy.

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